Brain Fog Day Reminders

• Take the clean dishes out of the dishwasher before trying to put the dirty dishes in it.
• The budgies like lettuce for a treat. The dog does not.
• Smiling and nodding will only get you so far. Sometime you do have to admit that you've completely lost the thread of conversation, and ask for a catch-up.
• Medication is important. Does anyone remember what I've taken?
• Red means stop. Green means go. (If you don't have the option to stay at home.)
• That drip - drip - drip noise means finish turning off the tap.  The rushing river noise means it wasn't turned off at all.
• Stoves are best turned off when not in use.
• Cats like to be fed. 
• If your new glasses have slipped through a wormhole into another dimension, your old glasses will do for a while.
• Keep all objects which are likely to slip through dimensional wormholes (pens, phones, keys, glasses, etc) within sight at all times.
• Food scraps go in the worm farm, cans and bottles go in the recycling bin.
• Find out if you've eaten anything today. Food can be good.
• If you've read the same page 15 times, that just means you get to enjoy the book for longer.
• A constant electronic beeping is highly likely to mean something, the right response is to look for the thing that's beeping.
• No matter how important the thing you forgot to do was, getting upset won't let you go back in time and fix the problem. Just accept it and move on.